April 24, 2008
Gabby
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March 18, 2008
 
I'm turning the lights out now.
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Here's
the results of Juice's foray into doing ribs. Quite
impressive. Yum-Yum.
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These
were my second attempt at baby back ribs and Teresa has the method I
used in an email I sent her. TFV, it was the vinegar marinade,
etc. Teresa had mentioned preferring dry rub w/o the sauce, and
although you see sauce in the photo, these ribs had none. Mr
Juice put sauce on his serving, I chose the dry. Rodger, your rub
recipe is the BOMB! I had mixed up a batch w/o salt because I had
brined the first rib attempt. It was fabulous anyway and we'll be using
that Schlongs's Famous Rub for quite some time. All this has
sprung from that porknography post. Your Blog Rodger, is the Best
Ever! And truly attracts only the finest of people. :))
Thanks to both of you wonderful folks!!
Joyce
p.s. I did prep Bull's-Eye with Jim Beam and it smelled and
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March 14, 2008
They're
Smug, Smarmy, and Everywhere
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This program caller to Rush
yesterday is another on my list of reasons Democrats this year will
alienate most of America this year causing Democrta's biggest
political defeat since 1980. Listen to yesterday's call from
"Robert from New Jersey." You will almost certainly find yourself
associating Robert with someone in your life; these supercilious asses
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March 08, 2008
Obama
Unglued
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With all their maneuvering, the Donks are
saddled with two losers.
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There is an argument to be made for America’s
never-ending
presidential campaign in that it tests a candidate in a variety of
different ways. ... Judging by what has
transpired this week for Barack Obama and his suddenly faltering
campaign, one would think the candidate would have had a bellyfull of
untoward occurrences, staff gaffes, bad luck, and perhaps a touch of
incompetence on the part of the candidate himself.
It began Monday with Obama’s worst performance before
the national media to date. The candidate has
been chided
in the past for his lack of press availability so perhaps the media was
a little on edge as Obama, smiling, stepped up to the podium.
He
wasn’t smiling when he stepped down 15 minutes later. After a staffer
called out “Last question,” Obama didn’t even wait for the query but
instead, stomped away while the press roared out a cacophony of
questions about Tony Rezko and the NAFTA
flap at the retreating candidate. Opening himself up to derision, the
candidate turned back briefly and with a forced smile on his face,
pleading with the press, “C’mon guys. I answered like 8 questions.”
The
Chicago Sun Times, whose reporters were a big part of making the
presser an uncomfortable experience for the candidate, taunted Obama;
first, with
a piece that
featured the phone number of the newspaper in the headline asking the
candidate to call in and answer questions about his relationship with
Tony Rezko – this after Obama said that he had been unable to sit down
with reporters about the matter. Then today, the Sun Times takes Obama
to task for only answering
8 questions: ...
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“I have gone on the streets
and talked to people at random here in the black community, and they
all ask me the same question: ‘Why are our politicians and leaders
letting this happen?’ ” What’s got Anderson—motto: “If You Ain’t Mad,
You Ain’t Payin’ Attention”—so worked up isn’t the Jena Six or nooses
on Columbia University doorknobs; it’s the illegal immigrants who
allegedly murdered three Newark college students last August. And when
he excoriates politicians for “letting this happen,” he’s directing his
fire at Congressional Black Caucus members who support open borders and
amnesty for illegal aliens. “Massive illegal immigration has been
devastating to my community,” Anderson, a former auto mechanic and
longtime South Central Los Angeles resident, tells listeners. “Black
Americans are hit the hardest.”
Though blacks have long worried that the country’s growing foreign-born
population, especially its swelling rolls of illegal immigrants, harmed
their economic prospects, they have also followed their political
leadership in backing liberal immigration policies. Now, however, as
new waves of immigration inundate historically African-American
neighborhoods, black opinion is hardening against the influx. “We will
not lay down and take this any longer,” says Anderson. If he’s right,
it could upend the political calculus on immigration.
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... isn't the Jena Six or nooses on Columbia University
doorknobs ... ." Why would either of these
contrivances make blacks mad? That aside, there may be racism in
the country, but dammit we have done more to address it than any
civilization in history. From my vantage point, near 100% of
today's racial incitements come via blacks themselves, guilt ridden or
Machiavellian liberals, and Hispanic comedians. In fact, if a
virus killed every white liberal tonight, the healing would begin in
the morning.
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January 02, 2008
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Here's insight into the corrupt
and heavy-handed nature of Maryland's democrat party controlled gummint
. Will the taxes be abated? Not a chance, but a cursory read of
this article demonstrates the scofflaw attitude that
prevails. Several years ago, after it became apparent that voters
would not okay tax measures to build the Raven's football stadium, we
awoke one morning to discover that Gov. Schaeffer and his Annapolis
mafia had simply decreed them in the dead of night. I know what
you're saying, "But Rodge, you get the gummint you vote for."
Nope, not even that is a sure thing in Maryland.
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ANNAPOLIS — A package of taxes and fees passed during the recent
General Assembly special session took effect yesterday after a Carroll
County judge declined to impose a stay while a lawsuit challenging the
validity of the session makes its way through the courts.
Smokers yesterday started paying $1 more per pack of cigarettes, while
taxes increased for car buyers, corporations and high-wage earners. A
penny increase in the state sales tax is to take effect tomorrow.
Republican legislative leaders are still awaiting the outcome of a long-shot legal case that could overturn the tax increases.
Irwin Kramer, the lawyer representing five Republican lawmakers and a
Carroll County businessman who brought the lawsuit, is scheduled to
depose the key witness (chief clerk of the House
of Delegates, Mary Monahan had been in hiding) in the case this morning in Annapolis.
Mr.
Kramer has taken the unusual step of requesting a judge be present when
he deposes chief clerk of the House of Delegates, Mary Monahan, because
he thinks lawyers with the state Attorney General's Office will try to
block questions during the deposition.
"I know when I ask the first question they are going to say, 'Don't answer that,' " he said yesterday.
The case, based on an obscure provision of the state constitution that lawmakers may have (oh, they did)
violated during the frenzied session in November, has turned on charges
that someone may have doctored the House Journal in an attempt to
conceal the constitutional misstep.
But even if Carroll County Circuit Court Judge Thomas F. Stansfield
rules in favor of the plaintiffs and finds that the Senate adjourned
without the proper authority, it is far from certain whether he will
invalidate the tax increases and the slot-machine gambling referendum
approved during the session.
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November 30, 2007
She Keeps Going and Going and ....
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Ain't no one got no plunger?
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Excrement That Will Not Flush
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In his book Carl Bernstein writes that White House adviser George Stephanopoulos described Hillary Clinton's responses to the White House Travel Office case, and other scandals, as "Jesuitical lying." That left a a lot of people scratching their heads there were a millin guesses, mine is Stepho used jesuitical lying in lieu of the more direct Clinton Speak, meaning Bill &Hill perfected the use of constructs that deceived without lying. You're familiar with it.
- "I don't believe you'll find evidence of that"
- "Then why did famous Professor of [insert discipline] Bruno Schmutz write that it was "utterly brilliant."?
- "You know Barbara, I'm not even going to answer that stale accusation. It was dismissed years ago"
- "I don't think there's any record of that Bernie."
- Hey, what's that? Over there?" *swoosh*
Add Pharisaical to Jesuitical and you're getting close, but still not quite there. Take Travelgate. Hillary lied under oath to investigators, saying she had nothing to do with the Travel Office firings. At the same time, longtime Clinton aide David Watkins was singing like a canary to the FBI, detailing Hillary's lead role (click for full PDF transcript).. When Independent Counsel Robert Ray issued his final report on
Travelgate, he found that that Hillary Clinton had made factually false statements but there was insufficient evidence to prosecute her.
How many times has this happened in the past 15 years? It's still happening.
This is why half the country says they will not vote for her in any circumstance. Hell, O.J. Simpson is only "Hillary Lite."
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November 20, 2007
Andrew Charles Hendricks
Today's Olympic Jerk-off
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Olympia's Nazi Brigade C.I.C.
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Hendricks, 37,
thinks he's an officer in some MFCS Ratbastardcommie People's
Brigade. Considers himself armed with deadly hands¹
¹severe palm acne, prolly
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Last week we linked you to audio
testimony by a bunch of leftist dickweeds who tried to stop the Army
from loading supply ships in the Port of Olympia. The
meeting was called by Councilman T.J.
Johnson,
a member in good standing of Olympia's ratbastard commie community, and
a graduate of Columbine High School - where I don't think he was a
gunman but who knows if they all suicided? Anyway, as I continue to peruse the testimony ( I know, but it's like watching a train wreck), I find these people are a joke that never stops. Take Charles (Drew) Hendricks. He and Robert Whitlock are the organizers of this band of anarchists. This is how Hendricks began his "testimony."
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name is Andrew Charles Hendricks, I was commissioned in 1986 as
an intelligence officer in an underground revolutionary
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Can you imagine me appearing before congress and saying, "I am Rodger Schlong. In 2002 I was commisioned as B-52 driver in the Barn Army of the United States," and not being bitch-slapped until I soiled myself? Sheesh. But wait, there's more. Here's the finishing
flourish from this deranged nazi wannabe.
| “ | "I
am trained to kill open-handedly ... I can't be on the line with
you because I don't want to act (on it? garbled)"
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Woot-Woo. Lock the doors granny! In between he tells of the
"arrest" he made of some truck drivers, blah-blah-blah. You
want to laugh at them, but they've declared war on the duly constituted
government of the United States, and are thus RICHLY DESERVING of attention from the Ohio National Guard. In the great country we once were, and can be again, anyway.
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Curmudgeonly
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November 02, 2007
Like Buttah- Ann Coulter
Continue reading "Like Buttah- Ann Coulter"
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October 12, 2007
Gore's Nobel
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Mother Superior was leaving for a
meeting this morning. I said, "Al Gore won the Nobel Peace
Prize." She said two words, and left.
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"Harrison Bergeron"
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October 11, 2007
Jimmy Carter - the argument for euthanasia
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October 03, 2007
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September 25, 2007
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September 14, 2007
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September 13, 2007
 
Grrrrrrr
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Of those, a staff member estimated that at least 430 were anchor (jackpot) babies.
WASS! (We are SO SCREWED)!
Cuzzin Ricky
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September 03, 2007
"Hey, [fornicator], what are you staring at?"
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"Your tits. How much for your tits?"
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Whether they're the same flesh,
or not, they are together the embodiment of today's brain-vacuumed
liberal social commenter. Here. for example, is one of Sarah's
school girl Huff & Puff entries:
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already feeling pretty annoyed that the cheapest way I can get to Leon,
Mexico for a conference on feminist resistance to U.S. imperialism and
corporate globalization is by flying through RONALD REAGAN NATIONAL
AIRPORT AND GEORGE BUSH INTERCONTINENTAL AIRPORT.
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The Humanity! Donald Graham [I'm guessing] read that and instructed the nearest minion at the WaPost to " Sign her before Sulzberger does!"
I also guessed that Sarah squeezed in a journalism degree
from Barnard College amidst bouts of world-wide liberal windmill
tilting, and her biggest shock in life, so far, was discovering that
anything good in the world existed before her birth, if indeed she has
learned it yet.
I erred. She went to Yale, and is now 22 years old. Yesterday she
endowed us with the fruit of her life experience, " Drinking. Brawling. Hurting."
The upshot of this WaPost article is that Bush's criminal warmongering
has given birth to a social phenomenon, to wit: drunken soldiers having
bar fights. Which brings to Warner Todd Huston's " WashPost: Our Wounded Troops all Drunks, Substance Abusers." He does a nice job unfrocking this dewberry. After reading her breathless, and overwrought opener, I'm famished for a bowl of fruit. |
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August 13, 2007
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June 24, 2007
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That's an actual news item, but I changed the media and location from
the Israeli Broadcasting Authority and Lebanon. to something we can
more easily relate to. Here's the Actual report. This
news drives home the power a nation's media exerts, and if allowed to
run amok can guarantee defeat. The broadcasters involved should
face years in prison, if not a firing squad. When the Bush
Administration backed off charging New York Times editors with treason
when they disclosed our al-Qaeda tracking methodology, it sent
the message that they're still playing something of a game, not
waging war. The American media are certainly at war with our
elected government, and they have no boundaries.
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June 15, 2007
Oomph
Letting Loose Here Boss!
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This is how my day began.
At 6:30 the XM radio clicked on (my new alarm clock).
Without opening my eyes I found the remote and began surfing. I
land on 150, the dirty comedy channel. 151 is clean comedy, so almost all content is 30-40 years old. 153 is Canadian stand-up comedy which is largely anti-US diatribe, and 154 is National Lampoon Comedy
which is the best. It airs raunchy content but beeps out f**k
and four letter "C" words. Anyway, I'm on 150 when the
host, one Sonny Fox, says "And here's my good friend Will Durst." Here's stuff Durst would find funny.
"Yeah
I was in my car today and some guy had a bumper sticker that said
re-elect President Gore. Ha Ha. Thought I'd fuc_'n die"
Yeah, I was watching the Sopranos and every time someone got killed I pretended it was Republican. Ha Ha. Thought I'd fuc_'n die"
Crap like that. Before I could twitch the muscle that works the
kill button he'd launched (and I paraphrase really close
here).
"Yeah did you see that clown General Petraeus said the surg - (click).
I opened my eyes, turned on the computer and looked up Sonny Fox's e-mail addy so I could ask him
a question
no response yet about his choice of friends. Of course this is typical of
the entertainment industry. Liberals play before liberal
audiences and think they have a clue. Like actors.
In the past I've noted the stupidity of people whose livlihood depends on broad
acceptance from the ticket buying public, and yet will go out of their
way to insult half of us with a senseless political indulgence that,
genearally speaking, leaves them looking foolish. You don't see the CEO of an automobile company antagonizing
http://www.smartusa.com/
the car
buying public that way, do you, I've asked? Because they're
businessmen.
People who sell computers for a living are not about to kill half their market with imprudent
I told you Apple sucks
political posturing, are they? Of course not.
The day did get better though.
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May 14, 2007
Carter's ties with Muslim money
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